Ampu-TED or HANS Off is a card from Old Series 13 and is card number 514a/514b.
Description[]
The card shows a carpenter who apparenlty accidently cut his leg, ear and hand cut off with a saw.
Parodies/Represents[]
The card represents the dangers of using carpentry tools. Name a is a pun on the word "amputate" and name b is a pun on "hands off",may also parody apotemnophilia,the sexual desire to amputate healthy limbs.
Trivia[]
The original idea for this card was that the character accidently cuts his head in half with a buzz saw while cutting a board of wood.